if i was as smart as this phone i’d be long gone by now. in fact, you wouldn’t even know i existed.
aren’t you glad i didn’t bail out? i know, i know…there is plenty of argument to put me out of existence.
I’d be the first in line to pull the plug. dying is easy. i’ve done it about a million times.
it’s learning to appreciate life and all of its kick-ass lessons that takes practice.
then you have to learn to get along with the humans!
tough job but somebody’s gotta do it.
your turn. he he he he buckle up.