when i was very young i used to imagine that i would be a traveling dancer. i would perform anywhere i was welcome, hopefully getting paid enough to avoid starvation.
later i realized that to be a haelrazor was the goal for me…so i began to imagine that i lived in a big city…
or maybe i would travel from town to city to town to city….finally arriving at the big apple.
did i ever tell ya?
i love the road…and i love the night life…
i’d only come out at night (being the lean and hungry type) seeking to find with my razor sharp night eye
all the ‘hotspots’ of electro-magnetic imbalance.
then i’d fix’em. haelrazor style.
i saw myself running like the wind thru the streets,
doing the leap n slide over moving cars,
jumping effortlessly across the rooftops from building to building…
with guitars wailing and angels weeping…
stop the boat!
haelrazor to the rescue?
such a foolish rebel am i but truly i do seek to serve a just cause.
is it even possible?
anything is possible.
it’s a leap of faith, baby.
we are haelrazors, inc.
coming soon to a hot spot near you.